Sunday, March 20, 2005

Smash my face with a hammer, I'm Irish!!!

The end of March guarantees a few things pretty consistently. The end of winter, baseball is just around the corner, a few silly geese will play jokes on you at the beginning of the next month, and the Irish will annoy all with their stupid sayings and in your face pride to celebrate a holiday for a person not even of Irish descent. "Saint Patricks's Day". Unless you're a first generation immigrant to this country or live with one, you are probably so far removed from your heritage you should really just consider yourself American, and mention your heritage only when it's inquired about. Most of us pretty much do this already, since no one gives a shit where you're ancestors came from. However, there will always be the fucking Irish. Enough with the stupid shirts, sayings, and green. We get it, people go out and drink on March 17th, fine. Just shut up with the stupid "pride" and Irish this Irish that, green beer, green clothes. We get it. Luck of the Irish = having a small dick and never getting a tan. Send some of that magic my way.



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